The power to think your dreams are real.

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The power to be the best video game player ever but you have squeakers follow you everywhere calling you a hacker and saying there going to report you

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the power to be a snail when ever you think a bout snails but you CANT transform back

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the power to like justin beiber

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The power to lick your own elbow

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the ability to spin gold into straw

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the power to be 100% pointless

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The power to take my legs off the floor while in a sitting position.

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The power to gain 10 pounds whenever you eat something

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The Power to sh*t your food before eating it.

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The power to get an erection in the most akward of situations.

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The power to type in the wrong capatcha.

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The power to see everything 3D without 3D glasses

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The Power of Anti-Sex

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The power to eat peas as a vegetarian

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The power to have sex with anyone you want in the world, but only after you die.

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the power to make your nose longer by 5 centimeter on command

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The power to change the color of your saliva.

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The ability to reduce the value of a penny.

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The power to poop without wiping

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The power to go hibernate at winter.

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Power to freeze ice.

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The power to not look up silly websites on the internet

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!