The power to chew with your tongue

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the power to speak fluent clingon, but only to the non-metally disabled

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The power to make Justin Bieber be dead but only when you are listening to someone good at singing

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An extra set of eyes...in your scrotum

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the power to have an organsim when your a boy

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the power to die

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The power to autocorrect your mom.

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the power to put paper to your nose and blow strange liqeud type substance into it.

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The ability to turn into a phone when its smash your phone season

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The power to appear dancing like a girl at the background of every Justin Bieber "music" "video"

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The ability to find a use for High School Algebra.

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To Turn Thin To Macho but only in left arm

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Power to not get pissed off after seing so many of this: "Power to turn invisible when no one is looking."

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The ability to dehydrate yourself at will.

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The power to turn invisible, in pitch darkness

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The power to make Thursday come before Friday and after Wednesday.

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the power to see through clear glass.

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To be able to catch a speeding bullet with your head.

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the power to give your mom amazing orgasms by doing her analy

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The power to change your hair's color to white when you're old.

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The power to only see things that are a shade of orange if the date adds up to a divisor of Pi x enough to make it a whole number, if you are wearing a hat and have recently expeled bodily fluid

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The power to fly at the speed of light, but then your pants keep coming off!

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Really bendy thumbs.

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power to have time to actually wright something funny in pointless superpowers

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!