- Pointless Super Powers

The ability to die, when you say: "death powers activate!" . You can only do it once though.

+78

The power to be able to make something usable but have it disappear when you try to use it.

+60

The power to be a common person

+60

the power to do a backflip but only if you break your neck in the process

+58

The power to transform into a paralysed turtle with half its shell missing

+58

The power to turn invisible except for your fingers and toes.

+56

The power to think up a pointless superpower.

+56

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The ability to die, when you say: "death powers activate!" . You can only do it once though.

The power to smell through your arse.

The ability to sweat poop.

The power to gain 400 pounds in 400 seconds.

The power to fly but only in your room

The power of hindsight

The power to kill yourself.

The power to understand irony.

The ability to control dairy products

The power to obey gravity

The ability to know all the cheats/hacks for Half-Life 3.

The ability to kill anyone, only if he/she is your close friend.

the power to walk on land.

You know what they say! The power to make all toasters... Toast Toast!

The power to do a wheelie on. Unicycle

the power to get a random fruit every 10 days...

Be virtually indestructible, but only to things your not paying attention too.

The power to read this.