The power to see 1 plank length farther then most normal people

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The power to ejaculate needles.

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The power to give people std's during intercourse

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The power to have a invisible boat mobile

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The power to ejaculate out of your ears once daily

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The power to have any video game that you want along with its system but if you ever die just once you can never play that game again even if you get a new one.

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The ability to turn invisible when no one is looking at you, when they look at you you become visible again

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The power to jerk off without using your hands

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The power to eat a ridiculous amount sandwiches without getting full

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the power to photobomb random peoples photos without even knowing

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The power to control disabled people with your mind.

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the power to breathe in space but have to be were there is gravity

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The power to turn on your tv with your mind as long as the remote is in your hand and has batteries.

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The power to be any animal you want, but only if you are that specific animal that you want to be.

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The power to accidently find all spoilers online before you watch a film or an episode of a series.

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The power to erect your nipples at will.

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The power to use your dick/tits as your cellphone at any time.

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The power to control any O-shaped piece of metal.

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the power to like Hilary Clinton

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the power to concentrate all the oil and grease in your body into one mega zit that you can pop at people, and possibly use as a propulsion system....if oily enough

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The power to sit on a pile of change and add it up.

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The power to breathe through your mouth when you have a stuffy nose

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To be ALMOST able to run faster than a speeding bullet

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The power to stand in line at the DMV with a smile on your face.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!