The power to row 1 inch shorter but can't grow 1 inch taller

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The ability to find the sharpest object in an given drawer, by having it puncture your hand. Every time.

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the power to read when you're not looking at any word or symbol

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The power to fly but only in your room

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The ability to judge a book by its cover.

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The power to turn invisible when crossing the road.

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the power to run at the speed of light, but you have no protection from the air friction so you'll burn up and die.

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The power to kill yourself.

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Reversed telepathy, everyone can hear your thoughts.

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The power of 12% levetation

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The "helpers" you call during emergencies when they where new and a itsy bit unorganized... misunderstandings easily showed up part 1: The Firemen: Why the hell did you call us if this place is already on fire? Call the damn Watermen THEN! The Watermen: Sorry we only receive calls and help people that are drowning, try the Firemen or something... The Cops: Crime in the city? Sorry our work is to COP OUT of stuff, Try the Police or something...

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The power to extend your pinky toe

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The ability to go to hell.

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The power to poo without wiping.

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The power to turn into a 90 year old woman with 20+ diseases

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the power to laugh at burials and cry at weddings

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The power to teleport......one nanometer every million years

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teleport to the place where you stand

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The power to fill up your HP, but only when it's full.

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the power to see everything as if it were a 1 year olds dralling.

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the power to gain the intelligents of forest gump, but not the table tennis playing ability

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The ability to headbutt yourself in the face.

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The power to turn Dollars into Pennies

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The power to not have a superpower

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!