The power to eat pop-tarts as soon as they pop out of the toaster

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The power to spit venom, but it misses 99.9% of the time.

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the power to poo out of your eyeballs and they burn when you do it

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The ability to be born, live for about 75 years and then die.

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The ability to change your weight

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The ability to to die whenever you want. RIP

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The ability to perceive the presence of light.... with your ears. (warning, blindness may effect abilities potency.)

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the ability bend your legs in a perfect circle

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the power to smell like ham

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The power to remove all flavour from food.

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The power to become a fish for 10 hours on dry land

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The power to make school 24 hours , and making vacations for 30 minutes.

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The power to breathe oxygen.

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the power to make my 8==D go 8=D 8===D 8=D 8===D.

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The power to "smell what the Rock is cooking"

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The power to levitate 3cm off the ground when no one is watching

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power to fly when your underwater

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boo

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The power to turn into the Hulk, but only when you are asleep.

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the power to turn a care package on black ops from dogs to ammo

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The power to remove your foreskin at any given time

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the power to look directly at the sun only if it is on the other side of the earth

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The Power to make PotNoodle...

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The power to fly when your in an airplane

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!