- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to control mealworms

The power to be on mars. Not survive, not go between mars and earth. You could just instantaneously be on mars, then probably die.

The power to not write pointless powers.

The power to become mentally retarded only when you get an erection.

The power to produce fingernails at will that people can eat.

The power to turn Justin Bieber into a cat and kill him 9 times

The power to grab a cup of purple drank, Then drink it

to create balloons out of anywhere on your body, and twist them into whatever you look at.

The power to walk on water. Unless its above 0 degrees celcius.

the power to jump, but only on any surface

The power to pee poop

The power to uncontrollably fart when your with your girlfriend

The power to breath Oxygen

The power to blow up, before a bomb next to you blows up.

The power to fry and suffer harder than anyone when lit on fire.

The power to expel a single spaghetti from any limb randomly

The power of omnipotence and omniscience but you work in such mysterious ways that youre both invisible and intangible and without will to do skwat. Oh wait that sounds like...

The power to have razor sharp facial hair.

the power of breath 10 times per second of you will die

The power of hindsight

The power to read 20 pages of pointless superpowers, but only during science class

The power to break a Nokia

The power to do a barrel roll without instruction

The power to grow more genitals.

Pointless Super Powers