- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to be oppressed by everything

The power to walk on water... but drown in land.

The power to misspell when tyring to spell qukcily

The power to be really bad at CSGO

The power to be able to teleport through a random fat man's colon.

The power to make lipstick fly

The power to sleep and never be disturbed.

The power to invent things as soon as you see them

The power to jump over mountains but die when you hit the ground.

The power to lick any telephone pole to call somebody in the winter.

The power to dance excellently each time there is music... either you want to or not.

The Power to float on water, except when you're wet..

The power to be an ugly barnacle who is so ugly that everyone dies.

the power to become Homer Simpson's mom (R.I.P. her)

the power to be blind, but only if you're blind

The power to pull any woman that just asked you for a shag.

The ability to go forward in time for 1 second but the process of going forward takes 1 second.

The power to always get caught by the scooby doo gang

The ability to be blind, deaf, and mute at will.

The power to break a Nokia

The power to run Crysis.

the power to hovertate

The power to row 1 inch shorter but can't grow 1 inch taller

The power to not constantly thumb my comments up or down, whichever. Moral: Energy spent on me, is energy well spent! Stay proud and walk tall soldier!

Pointless Super Powers