THE BEST>>> TO PREDICT LOTTO NUMBERS 10 SECONDS BEFORE THE DRAW!!!!!

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Listen to Justin Bieber and Rebecca Black everywhere you go.

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The power to become the worlds most famous necrophilia pørnstar after dying.

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The power to turn cake into pie

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The power to cause weeds to grow twice as fast as usual in your bed of prized petunias.

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the power to read your own mind

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the power to misspell

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the power to see everything as if it were a 1 year olds dralling.

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----the power to hold your breath until your die-----

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the power to poo out of your eyeballs and they burn when you do it

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The power to let everyone around you make a troll face but you are the only one who is able too see it.

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The power to change your urine to any color

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The power to make any glass of water into milk

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The power to change the temperature by 1 degree, once every leap year.

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The power to be able to vote for Donald Trump

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the power to defecate while standing up...

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The power to not do it.

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The ability to fly for 14 seconds every decade.

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The power to turn into a pineapple that can teleport into a persons stomach while they're eating spaghetti with meatballs that arent meatball but instead tofuballs that are flavoured as battery acid that have been poisned with pikachu pee that pikachu drank from a pond with whale corpses that died because of a pine apple that was in a persons stomach while they're eating spaghetti with meatballs that arent meatball but instead tofuballs that are flavoured as battery acid that have been poisned with pikachu pee that pikachu drank from a pond with whale corpses that died.

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The power to think your dreams are real.

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the power to shape shift to yourself

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Liam Brudenell

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the power to be a snail when ever you think a bout snails but you CANT transform back

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The power to never be old but died at young age

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!