The power to fuck any person of the opposite sex, but you're incredibly gay.

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The power to defeat any ant you may encounter.

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The power to fly whenever you sneeze.

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The power to spit venom, but it misses 99.9% of the time.

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The Superpower to sleep at night.

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the power to animate condiments

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The power to teleport homeless people to the sun

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The power to have a pointless superpower and after realizing that it's pointless

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the ability to see as well as stevie wonder

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The power to create shit

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the ability to do see through any girl's clothes but you must be singing a Demi Lovato song at 76.786 Decibels EXACTLY!

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The power that when you sit down you fall through the seat

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The power to always know the exact time.

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The power to be the only homosexual in a house of 5 other people who are there for sex.

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The power to levitate 3cm off the ground when no one is watching

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The power to win any game against a 5-year-old.

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The ability to change the color of your socks while wearing shoes

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The power to lick your balls.

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The power to turn into the Hulk, but only when you are asleep.

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the power to teleport but it takes longer than it would to walk to your destination.

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The power to become retarded but your so stupid you forget how to turn it off

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The power to do anything else but worship me. Moral: I DEMAND SATISFACTION! I mean I dont need it, I just want you to do something useful with your life for once... That practically makes me into a saint... Aww.... Steve Jobs No More... LOOOOOOOLLLIPOP!

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the ability to spin gold into straw

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The ability to change the color of your poop

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!