- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power of super farts, which doesn't work unless you probably breathe, by super farts I also mean really really really stinky long farts..

The power to pause time and control every person you touch while the time is paused

The power to have a great singing voice, but only in the shower,

The power to write about pointless superpowers.

The power to do unto others as you do unto yourself

The ability to seduce any woman.....over 200lbs......that was born with a penis.

The ability to become visible at will.

The power to have razor sharp facial hair.

The power to give people std's during intercourse

The power to melt butter with your mind when its hot outside

The ability to fart, hiccup, vomit, crap, burp, laugh, cry, scream and sneeze all at the same time

the power to melt your bones

The power to menstruate from your eyes.

The ability to make any amount of money appear in your wallet. The money is in the form of the Neptunarian Dollar, which has no value anywhere on Earth.

The ability to see into the present.

The power to have a invisible boat mobile

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The Power to Breath When Ur dead

the power to teleport but then immediatly cr@p your pants

the power to be a free wireless hotspot only when you are completely motionless.

The power to not see anything

The power to make everyone think that having no power is the ultimate power so everyone thinks they're powerful when they realize they have no powers but you have one so you win

The power to become invisible, only when no one is looking at you.

Be dumb and gay like austin Calhoun

Pointless Super Powers