The power to open doors with your bare hands

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The power to have two eyes that can't see very far or through anything.

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The power the ability to read minds but only on February the 30th 1783.

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The ability to be blind, deaf, and mute at will.

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The power to not constantly thumb my comments up or down, whichever. Moral: Energy spent on me, is energy well spent! Stay proud and walk tall soldier!

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The ability to go forward in time for 1 second but the process of going forward takes 1 second.

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the power to read when you're not looking at any word or symbol

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The "helpers" you call during emergencies when they where new and a itsy bit unorganized... misunderstandings easily showed up part 1: The Firemen: Why the hell did you call us if this place is already on fire? Call the damn Watermen THEN! The Watermen: Sorry we only receive calls and help people that are drowning, try the Firemen or something... The Cops: Crime in the city? Sorry our work is to COP OUT of stuff, Try the Police or something...

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The power to die at will

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The power to shoot glue from your penis

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The power to see water one meter behind you.

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the power to see everything as if it were a 1 year olds dralling.

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The power to surround yourself in fire, but only when you're underwater.

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The power to open any trash can lid with telekinesis if its within view.

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The power to make a rather pointless comeback here... Moral: See what I mean? ;),

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the power to shape shift to yourself

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the power to fly, but only when you are in a plane that is already flying. inflight flight

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The power to write about pointless superpowers.

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the power to fall at 9.9m per second.

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The ability to spit mouthwash

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The ability to create your own reflection on any reflective surface.

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the power to have an organsim when your a boy

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The ability to fart, hiccup, vomit, crap, burp, laugh, cry, scream and sneeze all at the same time

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The ability to jump

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!