The power to have a great singing voice, but only in the shower,

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The power to do unto others as you do unto yourself

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The power to sneeze out of your mouth and cough out of your nose.

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The power to look TV

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the power to be in AA.

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The power to have razor sharp facial hair.

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the power to melt your bones

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The ability to telekinetically form crop circles in your own pubic hair.

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The power to read upside down...only when you're upside down.

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boo

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The Power to Breath When Ur dead

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the power to teleport but then immediatly cr@p your pants

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the power to be a free wireless hotspot only when you are completely motionless.

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The power to never come into existence

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The power to convert any font to comic sans at will.

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The ability to gain more intelligence every second, while whacking your head on a pole, knocking out your brain cells.

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Be dumb and gay like austin Calhoun

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The power to control time by pressing your right elbow under your right armpit

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The power to control any O-shaped piece of metal.

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The power to be the most amazing singer in the world, but only when nobody can hear you.

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The power to get shot when you're alone

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The power to summon a rainstorm. Just a rainstorm, nothing else.

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The power to change your eye color.

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The power to like the fact that someone liked my status.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!