The power to see through womens clothes, but your gay.

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The power to row 1 inch shorter but can't grow 1 inch taller

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The power to whipe the floor with your face.

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The "helpers" you call during emergencies when they where new and a itsy bit unorganized... misunderstandings easily showed up part 1: The Firemen: Why the hell did you call us if this place is already on fire? Call the damn Watermen THEN! The Watermen: Sorry we only receive calls and help people that are drowning, try the Firemen or something... The Cops: Crime in the city? Sorry our work is to COP OUT of stuff, Try the Police or something...

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The power to become THE APOCALYPSE But you are NOT FIT TO SURVIVE....

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To be able to generate cancer at will

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The power to get any car you want but once it runs out of gas you have to get a new one and can not be the same model.

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the ability to make a really long post ajsfffffhkshgdddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddfgggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggjssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssa

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The Power to enjoy Justin Beiber's music....

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The power to magically summon a knife at a gunfight. Moral: "A knife in a gunfight is pretty good when the guns run out of ammo"

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The power to have all pointless superpowers, but only on the 12th and or 13th on january on a year that isn't 2015 or lower, but you have to be wearing nothing but purple underwear and a skanky hat.

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the ability to do see through any girl's clothes but you must be singing a Demi Lovato song at 76.786 Decibels EXACTLY!

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The ability when standing still you hover 1milimeter

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the power to die 10 minutes after reading this comment

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The power to grow more genitals.

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the power to become phil collins, but only after peter gabrial left

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The ability to be born, live for about 75 years and then die.

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The power to turn into wood once you go inside a wood chipper.

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The power to be Rosie O'Donnell.

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The power to have a pointless superpower and after realizing that it's pointless

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The power to win any game against a 5-year-old.

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Power to turn off your computer randomly. You cannot controll that power.

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The power to chew with your tongue

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The ability to spit mouthwash

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!