The power to turn on a hot flash, but only when it's 80 degrees out.

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The ability to teleport to the Taj Mahal whenever you want ONLY the Taj Mahal

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The power to have anything you want that is free.

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The power to be normal and average

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The power to digest corn.

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The Power to breath while under a cup of water

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The power to see in the dark only when the lights are on

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The power to rip open my shirt to show a s t-shirt

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The power to waste time coming up with pointless super powers

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The power to lower your IQ at will.

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I got rhe power to always respawn in the middle of a noob tube. it's a blast...

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The power to produce fingernails at will that people can eat.

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The power to be able to study seriously, but still be clueless when test day arrives.

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The power to pee poop

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The power to teleport to the south pole.

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The power to breath Oxygen

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The power to gain an erection at will but only in front of your mother

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The ability to break every bone in your body every second, then have super speed. You wouldn't be able to run.

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The power to kill yourself

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the power of breath 10 times per second of you will die

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the power to read when you're not looking at any word or symbol

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the power to write about pointless super powers in universes that nothing exists.

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THE BEST>>> TO PREDICT LOTTO NUMBERS 10 SECONDS BEFORE THE DRAW!!!!!

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the power to produce millions of dollars but be stranded on a deserted island!

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!