To have the ability to piss off the police

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The power to think oppositely

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The power to absorb energy wavelengths, in the visible light spectrum, from objects and create a mental picture of the shape and color of the objects they reflected off of.

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the power to turn food into shit

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the power to fly but only 5 feet off the ground and at walking speed.

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power to turn into a shark in zoo cages

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The ability to keep a song stuck in your head overnight

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The power of slowing down your reflexes respond whenever you want.

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The power to absolutely nothing

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The power to pause time and control every person you touch while the time is paused

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The power to grow a mustache anywhere but on your face

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The power that will grant you no power.

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The power to be there were you dont wanet to be!

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the power to predict what you are going to post on facebook

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The power to not do it.

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The power to enter a car, but only if the car is out of gas.

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The power to use a rectangular prism to generate electricity to go on a square-shaped object full of pixels and create things with it.

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the power to look directly at the sun only if it is on the other side of the earth

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The power to lick your own balls!!!

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the power to know when the pope is taking a dump

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the power to cancel your powers wich is the power thats cancelling powers.

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The power to get off the internet and do something productive

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The ability to turn into a moth only when you run into a spider web.

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The power to think that you can fly when you wear a cape.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!