Harnessing Homoeopathic wisdom.

The power to read this text unless you can see it.

The ability to straighten pictures on a wall with your mind.

The power to do something while you can play games.

The power to be first on any form of media (youtube powers).

The power to read the future in a language you will never learn to understand. Moral: I read that "thy comment expects a billion red thumbs"... WTF does that mean?

Nope. Just nope.

The power to think oppositely

The power to immediately become comatose every time you blink.

The power to regenerate, but only small cuts

The power to be invisible but only in the dark.

the power to turn into celebs that evryonr loves to write about only infront of 1 million people

the power of being yourself

The power to talk in Wingdings.

The power of immortality, but only when you try to commit suicide.

The power to jump 1 centimeter higher than you usually can

The power of having a bulletproof appendix.

The power to speak in languages that no one around you understands.

The power to read your own mind

The power to completely understand Monty Python sketches.

The power of hindsight

The ability to die, when you say: "death powers activate!" . You can only do it once though.

The power of super farts, which doesn't work unless you probably breathe, by super farts I also mean really really really stinky long farts..

The power to eat sandwiches and never get full

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!