the power to do anything ...but only when you're dreaming, lasting only as long as you're asleep..

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The power to run half as fast as whoever is chasing you.

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The power to see via toe nails

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The power to fly, but only when you touch the ground.

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The power to find pokemon attractive

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The power to freeze at the school's front door when its home time.

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the power to find a websites that shows you pointless superpowers...

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The ability to make children cry whenever they see you.

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the power to see 3 seconds into the past.

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The power to have an ability.

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The power to vomit every time you look at a cat.

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Be able to create fire with your hands but you are not invisible to it

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the ability to smell sounds

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The power to control karma. Moral: Karma is a BlTCH! MY BlTCH!

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The power to look like yourself

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The power of christ ;)

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The power to feel double the pain when you get kicked in the balls.

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the power to only get an erection when a family member is looking

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The power to grow a mustache with your pubic hair

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the power to fly, with a string atachted to you

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The power to make your girlfriend orgasm only when you are having sex with another man.

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The power to scratch your head 1% faster than usual, if it doesn't itch.

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The ability to hide your cats right ear at will

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Super speed, but with super clumsiness

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!