the power to concentrate all the oil and grease in your body into one mega zit that you can pop at people, and possibly use as a propulsion system....if oily enough

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The power of christ ;)

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The power to make up pointless superpowers

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The power to stand in line at the DMV with a smile on your face.

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Being only half invisible.

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the power to eat people :D

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The power to get laid with whomever you choose, but they look and feel like one of your parents.

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The power to read someones mind.... After they have spoken what's on their mind.

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The power to turn yourself into Donald Trump.

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The power to revive people with terminal disease, and still they have it.

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The power to change $100 to 100 $1

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The power to ejaculate napalm

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The ability to find a use for 8th grade Algebra.

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To be able to go to the future but only at 1 second per second.

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the power to suck at absolutly everything you do, except at failing.

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The ability to make cheese, only edible to vegans, but only on leap days

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The power to both love and hate marmite.

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The power to shrink boobs. -Big C

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The power to not being able to go use the bathroom when you have to

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The power to transform any food into shit simply by eating it.

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The power to survive extreme temperatures, for extremely short amounts of time.

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The power to have really sweaty palms.

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The ability to stub your toe on every object near you when walking.

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The ability to read people's thoughts but only in a language that you do not understand.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!