- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the ability to say either "beans are magical!" or "beans are fruit!" in an angry tone, and have people believe you

The power to see 3-D movies in 2-D.

The power to climb trees really fast, but they shrink when you do.

The power to communicate with dust bunnies.

The ability to straighten pictures on a wall with your mind.

The power to open jam jar lids, however stuck they are.

To write a pointless power on paper to use.

32% Levitation.

The power to know if someone in China eats Rice

The power of total invulnerability and immortality, stops working when you get hurt, or die.

the ability to constantly have the fever

The power to be reading this when you can WORSHIP ME! Moral: You love me, I love me, we all win! Now, bring forth thy sacrifices, women, gold, diamonds, women, more women, yeah... And if you are a woman, you can come many many times with me...

The power in which whatever you touch into a meme or prank.

The power to find your lost keys only if the keys are in your pocket.

Superhuman strength at the expense of being completely paralyzed

the power to morph into yourself

The ability to go forward in time for 1 second but the process of going forward takes 1 second.

the ability to add edges to any circle on anything that you can write on

The power to be on mars. Not survive, not go between mars and earth. You could just instantaneously be on mars, then probably die.

The power to control mealworms

The power to turn toast back into bread

The power to turn everything you touched into gold. A-hem. Midas, you listening?

The power to turn Justin Bieber into a cat and kill him 9 times

to create balloons out of anywhere on your body, and twist them into whatever you look at.

Pointless Super Powers