The power to die

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To the comment below: You wont get a chance to miss me mortal... Moral: The color of envy... you wish you could be like me... everyone of you, yet some of you got the balls/pussies to prove it! For the people! For the freedom of speech! For courage and strength! For balls of steel! For the ladies... and most importantly... because I f*cking want to! NOW AND FOREVER! I AM MORAL MAN!

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the power to feel pain whenever you breathe

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the ability to spin gold into straw

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The power to lick your elbow.

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The power to become invisible, only when no one is looking at you.

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The Power of Anti-Sex

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The power to shit diamonds, but only into magical underwear that turn diamonds into shit.

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the power to have to pee on a long road trip and there are no bathrooms around.

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when riding home on my bike with music on pretenend im in a race with no1 and commentate on it .....

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The power to put your pants on, two legs at a time.

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The ability to instantly turn 360 degrees.

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Immunity to everything but AIDS, bears, being choked with cloth, Donald trump, Energy Blasts, fire, guns, etc.

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the power to grill steak for a vegetarian

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The power to not look up silly websites on the internet

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The power to stop time for all living beings in the world, including yourself, and starting it again at the same time as the time would have been if you didn't stop it.

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power to make the most lethal fart know to man but only when you girlfriends is around

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The power to make up pointless superpowers

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the power two peel m&ms -jesse

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the power to have good enough grammar to phrase the fu**ing power you want to share without sounding like a retarded deaf 6 year old

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The power to have Pauly D haircut while being a dumbass.

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The power to see in black and white at will.

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the power to convert oxygen and glucose to water and carbon dioxide every time you breathe.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!