- Pointless Super Powers

The power of knowing every fact about dolphins

The ability to think why does it say write your own when you type it.

The power to surround yourself in fire, but only when you're underwater.

The power to read your own mind

The power to fail a test everytime

the power to turn everything you touch into gold......deja vu?

The ability to become sexually attractive to Killer Whales

The power to think this exact sentence at the worst possible time.

The power to produce highly concentrated sulphuric acid in your sweat glands.

The power to speak in languages that no one around you understands.

The ability to sweat poop.

the ability to make your eyes pop out.

the power to break the nib of a pencil so that its pointless

To be immortal, but injuries do not heal and the pain is 100 times more intense

the power to have 20/20 vision only when wearing aviators

The power to be able to see 1 second into the future

The power think five times slower.

the power to predict the outcome of any event after it's already happened

The power to read minds but only when you're alone

the power to walk on land.

Absolute Defeatability- the power to be defeated by any and all things physical and nonphysiological.

The power to change your urine to any color

Justin Bieber

the power to ejaculate 69% of what you normally do

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!