The power to have incredible upper-body strength, but not have arms or legs.

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The power to get laid with whomever you choose, but they look and feel like one of your parents.

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Nothing to see here, keep moving...

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The power to be french.

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75% levitation

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The power to sneeze whenever you think about apples.

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the ability to blow yourself

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ability to levitate using my fart...

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The power to recharge batteries by licking them.

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The power to balance the light switch in the middle but only on the 4th try.

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The Power to lost your Dankness every time you Breath.

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The ability to jump 8 feet fences

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The power to find anything on google. EXCEPT PORN.

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The power to shrink your hand only when its inside a pringles container.

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Doing a handstand with your feet

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The ability to invent a new language that no one else will ever learn.

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The ability to stop only ONE bullet and ONE bullet only

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The power to ramble on and on endlessly with no end in sight with the most inane of thoughts that no one can begin to guess when they will end or what the value or goal of anything so long-winded might be until you find yourself questioning your very desire to go living if you are only going to continue rambling.

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The power to bingewatch an entire season of a TV show in only five minutes, only to not remember any of it and have to watch it all again through normal means.

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The ability to lose 0.000000000001 percent more skin per year.

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The power to open doors with your bare hands

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The ability to not drop anything ...when you're not holding anything

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The power to telepathically fold paper.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!