The power to open doors with your bare hands

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If you shy of meeting girls in real life and find it easier on a computer and cam, you will have the power to pull 100s of girl every week local to you so go to www.sexigirls.co.uk and see the power you never knew you ever had to pull girls so fast.

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The power to fail a test everytime

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The power to summon a spray of bullets going everywhere in the room, and bullet-vulnerability.

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The power to telepathically fold paper.

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The ability to know when, and which elevator door will open first.

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The ability to give yourself any super power, but you cannot use it if it is used.

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The power to deconstruct molecules, but only when they're part of an object with a volume of 1 cubic millimeter.

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The ability to laugh one's ass off.

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The power to cause weeds to grow twice as fast as usual in your bed of prized petunias.

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The ability to smell colors

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The power to make YouTube subscribers disappear.

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The power to have super hearing but only works when you are dead.

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The power to get rid of all advertisements, but only when your eyes are closed.

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Invincibility, but you feel twice as much pain to everything

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the power of the home depot lisp... and as an added bonus the power of how the universe works lisp

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The power to kill anyone who is 4 seconds away from certain death

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The power to push "pull" doors

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the power to misspell

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The power to die using only your mind.

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The power to turn into a lamp once.

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the ability to make your eyes pop out.

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The power to shoot rainbows out of your dick, the rainbows can pwn anyone if you smoked crack before using this power

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the power to shoot what your looking at but only when your looking at watermelons

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!