The power to poop without wiping

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the power to have a combination lock, and forget the code

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The ability to not live forever

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The power to eat soup with a fork.

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The power to teleport yourself one step away

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The power to climb trees really fast but only downwards.

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The power to be Obama when he's not president anymore

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The ability to turn things into gold, but only when the material the item is made of is more valuable than gold.

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The power to see 3-D movies in 2-D.

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The ability to speak to deaf caterpillers

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The power to make money disappear.

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The power to know when your sandwitch will be ready!

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the power to walk an inch above land but only on labor day

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the power to Shoop Da whoop out of your bum hole

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the ability to un-dank any meme

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the power to stop masturbating every day

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The super power of randomly confuse the feeling of being about to sneeze and being about to shit yourself

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The power to have no superpower

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the power to take ipecac without throwing up

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the power to awesomely tap dance when you are angry.

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The Power to make 0 dollar bills.

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The power to look like Stephen Hawking but have none of his intelligence.

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The power to eat McDonald's in Wendy's.

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The power to creat your own superpower that's by the way. POINTLESS

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!