- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power of having a short attention sp-- Ooh shiny!

The power to grow the pinky nail of your right hand

Superhuman strength and endurance but only when sleeping

whenever you want to sleep an anime starts happening in real life

No matter what you eat, always shit peanut butter.

The ability to hear the opinions of inanimate objects.

The ability to produce snot twenty times faster than normal.

The ability to type with your penis on your smart phone during a video chat.

The power to change your position whenever you want. (I don't mean teleport I mean you can lay down while sitting or stand up while laying down)

The power to make instruments taste mayonnaise.

The power to teleport stupid people away from you - but they teleport to YOUR HOUSE.

The power to smell through your arse.

The power to make a small chair appear -- one time.

The power to run like Nicolas Cage.

The ability to create bruises on your body but not know where they came from, and then poke them.-.Jack

The power to deep throat a giraffe!

The power to fire lasers from my nipples.

The power to have a photogenic memory (You look really good in every memory of yourself)

the power to get a random fruit every 10 days...

The power to run at the average speed of a normal person running.

The power to smell water.

The power to create a unicorn online.

The power to give yourself a staticshock, every time you touch yourself.

The power to change locations with: Michael Jackson, Elvis, Hitler, Stalin, and many more, simply by jumping up and down 3 times, and just in case of trouble, you can change back by doing the same this time. (good luck jumping inside a sealed casket smartass.

Pointless Super Powers