The power to erect your nipples at will.

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The power to give someone any times of powers. But only when the person already has that power

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The power to poop without wiping

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The Power To Only Get Horny Around Your Grandmother

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The ability to abruptly end conversations.

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The ability to read your own mind

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The power to look into the car next to me at the exact moment the driver is picking his nose

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The power to inhale carbon dioxide and exhale oxygen

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The power to live forever until you die a natural way or get killed.

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The ability to not live forever

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The power to eat soup with a fork.

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the power to turn wine into water.

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the power to become demented

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The power to be Obama when he's not president anymore

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the power to sing amazingly but only when someone is 158,00000000000 times louder

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The power to laugh at other people when they get hurt, and still be able to have high esteem in front of all your friends.

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The ability to turn things into gold, but only when the material the item is made of is more valuable than gold.

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The power to speak in only anime openings

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The power to piss your pants whenever you want.

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The power to sleep and never be disturbed.

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The power to negate all powers including your own.

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The power to teleport, but only to life threatening situations.

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The power to suck a golf ball through a garden hose

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The power to have no life and watch a whole tv series in a week.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!