- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The super power of randomly confuse the feeling of being about to sneeze and being about to shit yourself

the ability to un-dank any meme

the power to slightly darken the color of tree bark upon touch

the power to take ipecac without throwing up

The power to teleport in the bottom of the sea.

The Power to make 0 dollar bills.

The power to smell whore

The power to eat McDonald's in Wendy's.

The power to turn invisible when crossing the road.

The power to fly but only in your room

The power to bleed anally at will

The power of fork-throwing. This includes large pie servers, spoons, and basically any other utensils that are not knives.

The ability to walk backwards... backwards.

To be able to run the speed of light but only works if your standing still?.

The power to shoot glue from your penis

The power to live in lava, but only when your cold

The power to turn into a 90 year old woman with 20+ diseases

the power to pay 1 cent less then what items in the store cost

the power to not die only when someone shoots you in your left heel.

The power to transform into a bucket of water.

The power to exaggerate everything, a power a billion, trillion overly trabillion times more powerful than anything, like 3000000 Chuck Norrises, except they are all weak in comparison to this power.

the power to fail at everything you do

The power to smell inside of your own butt.

The power to assassinate already-dead leaders

Pointless Super Powers