The power to shrink boobs by merely touching them.

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The power to make your left hand glow whenever you put your right hand up your ass.

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The power to fall asleep each time you

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The power to waste time and sit around doing nothing and not helping society when you could be doing something productive

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The power to lick your own elbow

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The power to phase through walls whenever there is a door nearby leading to the next room

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THE POWER TO NOT HAVE SUPERPOWERS! ...............ever

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The power to understand that if you type or read at this section, then it is probably because it means something to you... Moral: That is almost a superpower... I mean wow pointless makes a point which is pointless, and a pointless point with a point is... anyway I just divided by infinite loop. Cant say that is far away from zero which by itself is basically a circle... Damn im good! (just for that final line im gonna get thumbed down, its worth it though.

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The power to see everything 3D without 3D glasses

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The power to change your hair's color to white when you're old.

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The power to shrink smaller than oxygen molecules.

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the power to make your nose longer by 5 centimeter on command

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to not blink for 5 seconds

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Being able to be invisible when no one is watching.

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the power to listen to dead people that speak a different language than you.

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The Power to clone yourself instantly, but one of you dies!

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The power to walk up stairs faster then normal.

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The ability to grow your hair at an ever so slightly extended rate!

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Brazilian waxing via telepathy.

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the power to sit down BUT you have to sit down for ever

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the power to like Hilary Clinton

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The power to convert Oxygen into chemical energy and waste gases.

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The ability to watch movies in 1D

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The power to find any film directed by Uwe Boll entertaining.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!