the power to feel pain whenever you breathe

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The power to make an apple you're holding taste delicious, but only for other people

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the ability to spin gold into straw

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The power of compulsive lying.

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The power to cry sulfuric acid.

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The Power to Breath When Ur dead

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The power to become powerless

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The ability to turn into a really comfortable chair FOREVER.

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The power to turn anything into Oreos.

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Being able to poop your pants at will with no control over it.

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the power to listen to dead people that speak a different language than you.

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The power to never have fun...never.

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Really bendy thumbs.

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The power to get cancer all the time. And strokes.

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The ability to breathe out of water.

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The power to recite all of Encyclopedia Brown's cases in alphabetical order.

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The power to not look up silly websites on the internet

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The power to know the ending of the book before you get there.

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The power to pick any lock as long as its open

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The power to transform your foreskin into rusty iron.

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The power that turns farts into music.

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The superpower to attract harm to yourself with twice the damage.

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The power of extreme superstrenght, you scratch you`re nuts and planet earth explodes from the vibrations.

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The power to Punch holes in Mountains, Only Mountains and nothing else.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!