Invincibility, but you feel twice as much pain to everything

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the power of the home depot lisp... and as an added bonus the power of how the universe works lisp

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The power to kill anyone who is 4 seconds away from certain death

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Absolute Defeatability- the power to be defeated by any and all things physical and nonphysiological.

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The power to push "pull" doors

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the power to misspell

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power to transform into a dick with legs

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The power to laugh so hard you can't breath at "Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road?" Jokes.

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The power to shoot rainbows out of your dick, the rainbows can pwn anyone if you smoked crack before using this power

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The power to Rage Against The Machine

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Super strength that works for a millisecond.

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The power of omniscience but it causes a near fatal heart attack every time you think.

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The ability to not slip on banana peels

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The powaaaaaaa srry again..... The power to be come a parked car THEY SEE ME NOT ROLLING...... WOOOOOO

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The ability to eat fruit cake without gagging.

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the power to shoot what your looking at but only when your looking at watermelons

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The power to become a fish for 10 hours on dry land

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The power to speak to toasters

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Liam Brudenell

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The power of dying whenever you want.

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The power to change into an Arab at will. Moral: Will not work inside arab-countries.

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Power that makes you perfect in being useless

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Ability to emit a low-level light, but only when standing near a candle.

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the power to run in slow motion

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!