- Pointless Super Powers

Which superpower would you rather have? 1. The ability to fly 2. Invisibility 3.The ability to make people climax sexually with your mind

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The power to die using only your mind.

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The power look completely butiful but Only in complete darkness

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the power to open doors that are unlocked

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the ability to shoot with 0.100% accuracy

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The power to eat pop-tarts as soon as they pop out of the toaster

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to make clean socks dirty.

The ability to smell colors

The power to turn into a 90 year old woman with 20+ diseases

The power to telepathically fold paper.

The ability to shed one's skin like a snake.

The power to be light and stand against darkness. Moral: FU Destiny!

The power to have super hearing but only works when you are dead.

The power to be able to see 1 second into the future

the power to not die only when someone shoots you in your left heel.

The power to make a small chair appear -- one time.

The power to kill yourself.

the power to sleep with any woman, unless your a man

To fly.. into the zone.."Friend zone"

The power to fly simular to a paper air plane. OH SHIT BIRD SHIT COMING IN.

The power to give yourself a staticshock, every time you touch yourself.

The power think five times slower.

The power to talk to plants but only when they have mean things to say.