The power to lick any telephone pole to call somebody in the winter.

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The ability to get anyone answer your messages when the answer starts: What the...

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The power to be reading this when you can WORSHIP ME! Moral: You love me, I love me, we all win! Now, bring forth thy sacrifices, women, gold, diamonds, women, more women, yeah... And if you are a woman, you can come many many times with me...

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the power to make your nipples dissappear

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Nothing

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The power to grow the pinky nail of your right hand

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The power to control mealworms

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to randomly self destruct at any time

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The power to be constantly reminded of the game

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The power to climb trees really fast, but they shrink when you do.

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The power to laught at Tyler Perry's House of Payne

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The power to control paprika with your mind

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The power to create a pointless superpower

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The power to survive underwater, while holding your breath.

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The power to fail a test everytime

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The power to breathe slightly faster

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the power to enter a coma.

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The ability to die on command.

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The power to teleport to the south pole.

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The power to shit on the ceiling

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The power to a nokia phone.

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The ability to become sexually attractive to Killer Whales

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The power to travel through time... 1 second at a time

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Ability to eat a burger without going to the mall first and talking to your grandma there for 45 minutes about how it hasn't rained for a quite awhile and we could sure use some!!!

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!