- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to communicate with dust bunnies.

The power to open jam jar lids, however stuck they are.

The power to rotten food.

being able to change shape whist flying "It's a bird!, no it's a plane , It's a flying Sammich!?!

The ability to have A's in all your classes, but only if you already have A's in all your classes.

the ability to constantly have the fever

The power to be reading this when you can WORSHIP ME! Moral: You love me, I love me, we all win! Now, bring forth thy sacrifices, women, gold, diamonds, women, more women, yeah... And if you are a woman, you can come many many times with me...

The power to find your lost keys only if the keys are in your pocket.

The power in which whatever you touch into a meme or prank.

The ability to go forward in time for 1 second but the process of going forward takes 1 second.

the power to morph into yourself

the ability to add edges to any circle on anything that you can write on

The power to turn toast back into bread

the power to laugh at burials and cry at weddings

The power to turn everything you touched into gold. A-hem. Midas, you listening?

The power to change your position whenever you want. (I don't mean teleport I mean you can lay down while sitting or stand up while laying down)

The power the ability to read minds but only on February the 30th 1783.

The power to make instruments taste mayonnaise.

have the power of making chicken appear when your a vegan

The power to make YouTube subscribers disappear.

The power to telepathically open umbrellas, only open and only umbrellas.

the power to get a random fruit every 10 days...

The power of women's rights.

The power to deep throat a giraffe!

Pointless Super Powers