- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to find the end of the sticky tape

The power to have two eyes that can't see very far or through anything.

the power to be nonflammable unless your on fire

The power to re grow hair as soon as it gets cut off.

The power to lick any telephone pole to call somebody in the winter.

The power to be normal and average

the power of shitting on your enemy at any tmie

The power to be an ugly barnacle who is so ugly that everyone dies.

The power to sleepwalk only when u sleep

The ability to get anyone answer your messages when the answer starts: What the...

the power to become Homer Simpson's mom (R.I.P. her)

The power to suck a golf ball through a garden hose

The ability to fly away, but there is a 99.99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999% chance that you will get hit by a plane while taking off.

The power to speak only in hashtags. #awkward

The power of knowing every fact about dolphins

the power to travel 1-day into the future by waiting 24 hours

The power to turn grow a vagina that can whistle on your neck during a full moon.

The power to be constantly reminded of the game

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The power to grab a cup of purple drank, Then drink it

the ability to stare at a cactus for a week without being bored

the ability to levitate

The power to hole 1 inch putts.

the power to summon a pen, once

Pointless Super Powers