- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to open doors with your bare hands

The power to have two eyes that can't see very far or through anything.

The power the ability to read minds but only on February the 30th 1783.

The ability to be blind, deaf, and mute at will.

The power to not constantly thumb my comments up or down, whichever. Moral: Energy spent on me, is energy well spent! Stay proud and walk tall soldier!

The ability to go forward in time for 1 second but the process of going forward takes 1 second.

the power to read when you're not looking at any word or symbol

The power to see water one meter behind you.

The power to shoot glue from your penis

The power to surround yourself in fire, but only when you're underwater.

the power to see everything as if it were a 1 year olds dralling.

The power to open any trash can lid with telekinesis if its within view.

The power to make a rather pointless comeback here... Moral: See what I mean? ;),

the power to fall at 9.9m per second.

the power to shape shift to yourself

The power to write about pointless superpowers.

The ability to spit mouthwash

The ability to create your own reflection on any reflective surface.

the power to have an organsim when your a boy

The ability to fart, hiccup, vomit, crap, burp, laugh, cry, scream and sneeze all at the same time

The ability to jump

what do you call someone who never says hello............................ a shy person

The ability to make any amount of money appear in your wallet. The money is in the form of the Neptunarian Dollar, which has no value anywhere on Earth.

the power to put paper to your nose and blow strange liqeud type substance into it.

Pointless Super Powers