The ability to understand everything about a language after 100 years of intense studying when you could be doing something more interesting.

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The power to remember the funniest thing in the world and have a full on laughing fit, as long as you are at a funeral.

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The power to melt butter with your mind when its hot outside

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The power to have a invisible boat mobile

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the power to catch em' all

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Most of God`s powers. One: He has existed eternally, and one day he said: LET THERE BE LIGHT! Uh... so he has lived eternal eternities in the dark? Explains his shitty mood... Two: Speaking about let there be light... the very first sentence he utters is wrong, because "First God created light".... And then he went "oops" and time traveled back in time to create voice first so he could say anything? Three: He sent his son to combat sin... how powerful is sin? So powerful that a so called omnipotent being had to sacrifice his son? And what sacrifice is it to have your immortal son killed just to prove that he is immortal? Sounds like a guy being sawed in half and then coming out whole... TADAH! (applause from the audience). So in the end he sacrificed... nothing? He died to prove he could not die? Moral: Jesus: Epic troll..

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The power to not see anything

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The power to make the opposite of what you want to happen (and you can not think of bad things happening)

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The power to perform incredible feats of strength and speed but only while on an elevator.

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The power of being able to punch everything so hard that it explodes.........BUT you are not resistant to the explosions.

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The power to unsee the unseen.

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The power to think of the worst superpower.

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The power to blink, but only if polline gets in your eye.

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The power to pick any lock as long as its open

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the power to flick a coin and get heads 50% of the time.

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The power to serve the Lord Dog.

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The power to have any computer in the world but it has to be before the 1990.

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The power to toss you`re limbs at your enemies, but not to re-attach them.

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the power to orgasm with your mind

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The ability to turn your penis into a vagina... but only if you're a straight man... and you can't change it back...

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The super power to power any electronics at will. But you need 999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 Apms in your body to power a phone for 0,0000000001 seconds.

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The power to type random pointless powers on a website for pointless powers.

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The power to shrink your hand only when its inside a pringles container.

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The power to open doors with your bare hands

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!