- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to grow more genitals.

The power to feel like you're gonna sneeze forever

The power to eat pop-tarts as soon as they pop out of the toaster

The power to be invulnerable while sleeping

the power to get a random fruit every 10 days...

The power to eat the same food but you have to throw it up first.

the power to poo out of your eyeballs and they burn when you do it

The power to think up a pointless superpower.

The power to only be obesely fat.

The power to laugh when you tickle your feet

The power to journey into the future of the past.

the power to sleep while standing!

the powers to be a fat gassy woman

the power to do anything ...but only when you're dreaming, lasting only as long as you're asleep..

The power to not do it.

The power to have any girl as your girl friend but they turn ugly

The power to run half as fast as whoever is chasing you.

the power to make my 8==D go 8=D 8===D 8=D 8===D.

the power to teleport but then immediatly cr@p your pants

The power to make everyone think that having no power is the ultimate power so everyone thinks they're powerful when they realize they have no powers but you have one so you win

The Power to sh*t your food before eating it.

the ability to do 3 backflips in a row when no one is looking

Brazilian waxing via telepathy.

The power to change laws if you're allowed to.

Pointless Super Powers