- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to have an ability.

The power to vomit every time you look at a cat.

The power to make up pointless superpowers

The power to change your eye color.

The power to be normal and average

the ability to grow a boner to an incredible size but only when you are asked to come up to the front of the class

The power to reverse age all the way into your fathers balls. Nero: Know my name and fear it.

The power to see in black and white at will.

the power to only get an erection when a family member is looking

to be only be able to walk for 0.0183874662 ever 11.204882884832 days

Super speed, but with super clumsiness

The power to throw fire out of your hands but at the same time burn your hands.

The power to turn on a hot flash, but only when it's 80 degrees out.

The ability to teleport to the Taj Mahal whenever you want ONLY the Taj Mahal

the ability to fly 5 centimeters above ground

The power to autocorrect your mom.

The power to have anything you want that is free.

The power to fall down stairs sooner than you should have.

The power to digest corn.

The power to elect George W Bush.

The ability to cut your stool in to tiny pieces smaller than a pea

The power to have all of your genes inherited from your parents

The power to kill anyone with your mind, In your imagination.

SHAPESHIFT - only into a guinee pig

Pointless Super Powers