Be as cool as Julien Roby who go outside without is coat during winter

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The power to turn grow a vagina that can whistle on your neck during a full moon.

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The Power to make miracle, now days there are no safe place in earth. We may died anytime

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the power to turn into celebs that evryonr loves to write about only infront of 1 million people

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The power to communicate with sperm.

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the power to summon a pen, once

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The power to break bones at will.

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the power of breath 10 times per second of you will die

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The power the ability to read minds but only on February the 30th 1783.

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The power to jump 1 centimeter higher than you usually can

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The power to be better than Chuck Norris, but you have to be in a lucid sleep.

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The power to count the number of hair on your head.... Backwards!

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being black

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The power to produce highly concentrated sulphuric acid in your sweat glands.

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The abiltity to grow an additional 4 fingered hand from your inner thigh

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The power to fry and suffer harder than anyone when lit on fire.

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The ability to type with your penis on your smart phone during a video chat.

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The power to fold paper seven times

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THE BEST>>> TO PREDICT LOTTO NUMBERS 10 SECONDS BEFORE THE DRAW!!!!!

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Listen to Justin Bieber and Rebecca Black everywhere you go.

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The power to turn water into ice but only in sub zero temperatures

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The power to take edible shits.

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The power to turn cake into pie

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The power to become the worlds most famous necrophilia pørnstar after dying.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!