- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The ability to breath in a complete vacuum, but not anywhere else

The power to turn back time and get the word "emit".

The power to make clean socks dirty.

The ability to die on command.

The power to turn into a 90 year old woman with 20+ diseases

the power of the home depot lisp... and as an added bonus the power of how the universe works lisp

The power to completely understand Monty Python sketches.

The power to shit out toilet paper.

The power to turn your current clothes inivisible

The power to fly whenever you sneeze.

The power to remove cancer from stroke victim's bodies.

The ability to lift things up and put them down.

The power to swim on land.

The ability to recognize any meme at will.

to make your bowel work backwards

The power to shrink boobs by merely touching them.

power to drop the soap in the jail shower room

The power to hold your breath when you die

The power to be special just like everyone else.

----the power to hold your breath until your die-----

The ability to know any language but only after learning it.

the power to stare at pit bulls in the eyes and imitate them

The power to absorb energy wavelengths, in the visible light spectrum, from objects and create a mental picture of the shape and color of the objects they reflected off of.

The power to have your toe nails and fingernails be bulletproof.

Pointless Super Powers