The power to have a pointless superpower and after realizing that it's pointless

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you can summon raccoons, but all they do is piss on your shit

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The power that when you sit down you fall through the seat

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The power of 12% levetation

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The power to not do it.

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The power to make Macs appear instantly, but be unable to left-click on them.

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The power to turn into the Hulk, but only when you are asleep.

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the power to teleport but it takes longer than it would to walk to your destination.

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The power to lick your own balls!!!

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the power to know when the pope is taking a dump

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To be able to commit a sexual offense but never get away with it

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The power to fly, but only when you touch the ground.

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The power to think of powers someone else has already come up with

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power to turn into an idiot once you get a scholorship.

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The power to grow a money tree once every 5 years that grows 1 penny every 10 years.

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The power to .... Make pointless superpowers! :D

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The power to not look up silly websites on the internet

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The power to grow fingernails.

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the power to turn into toilet paper but not back

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The powers to blink at the speed of light

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Be able to create fire with your hands but you are not invisible to it

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The power to control karma. Moral: Karma is a BlTCH! MY BlTCH!

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The power to look like yourself

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!