The ability to change your weight

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The power to annoy people with saying the same meme to then(Examples: WHAT ARE THOOSE,21 etc.)...

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Infinite knowledge when dead

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the ability to stop time on your watch, wall clocks, and everything that runs on battery.

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The power to eat anything, but always vomit 15 minutes later.

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making a sentence of pointless superpowers on pointlesssuperpower.com.

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The ability to build a wall... wait a minute!

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the power to shape shift to yourself

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Power that makes you perfect in being useless

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The power to turn vaseline into mercury whenever you think about throwing away a perfectly good taco

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Liam Brudenell

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The ability to pass out at will.

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The Power to make PotNoodle...

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The power to speak braille.

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The power to become invisible, only when no one is looking at you.

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The power to be any animal you want, but only if you are that specific animal that you want to be.

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the power to explain accidents when nobody gives a rats ass anymore

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The ability to die at will, but not come back to life.

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T3h p0w@ T0 b3 L33T

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The ability to turn into a slightly damp sponge

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The power to fly 4 inches from the ground

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The power to sing wonderfully but at a pitch only dogs can hear

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The power to find pokemon attractive

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The power to give someone any times of powers. But only when the person already has that power

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!