The power to be a snail

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The ability to stare without blinking for an infinite amount of time, but only whilst watching two girls one cup.

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The power to not write pointless powers.

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The power to sneeze whenever you think about apples.

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the power to walk an inch above land but only on labor day

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The power to use a ridiculous signature that kills any chance of receving green thumbs. Moral: What you talking bout foo?

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The power to walk through walls, but get stuck half way!

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The power to see in the dark only when the lights are on

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The ability to have telekinesis on February the 30th

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The power to be blind

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The ability to sweat poop.

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The power to wake up every morning and have to pee

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The power to read the terms of service.

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The ability to speak to deaf caterpillers

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The power to die,but only if your alive!

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The power to bend time and space in a way that would do nothing.

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The power to a nokia phone.

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the power to poop every 5 minutes

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The power to turn invisible when crossing the road.

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The power to have the power to have the power to have the power to have the power to have the power to have the power to have the power to say that you have got the power to have the power of power stuff.

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The ability to turn into any non-living object, but not back.

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The power to pee, REALLY LOUD.

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The power to swim on land.

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The power to absolutely nothing

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!