- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to suck a golf ball through a garden hose

The power in which whatever you touch into a meme or prank.

The power to be really bad at CSGO

The power to not have a brain!

The ability to fly away, but there is a 99.99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999% chance that you will get hit by a plane while taking off.

The power to become mentally retarded only when you get an erection.

The power to extend your pinky toe

The power to speak only in hashtags. #awkward

The power to survive underwater, while holding your breath.

The ability to think why does it say write your own when you type it.

The power to shit on the ceiling

the ability to levitate

The power to have a godlike super human strength but it only activates during a REM sleep cycle.

the ability to stare at a cactus for a week without being bored

The power to grab a cup of purple drank, Then drink it

whenever you want to sleep an anime starts happening in real life

The power to read your own mind

the power to fly, but only when you are in a plane that is already flying. inflight flight

the power to break the nib of a pencil so that its pointless

The power to know when a painting is crooked but it only works if the painting is noticeably crooked.

the power to have super strength but only wile you are sleeping,

the ability to only crap while on a toilet

the power to fail at everything you do

The power to never be tired, but only when rowing a boat.

Pointless Super Powers