- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The ability to quit smoking by giving yourself lung, heart, and throat cancer, coupled with enphysema.

The ability to think why does it say write your own when you type it.

The ability to fool other drivers on the road into thinking that you are a car-sized mouse.

The ability to speak to deaf caterpillers

The power to teleport in the bottom of the sea.

The power to run Crysis.

the ability to un-dank any meme

The power to always get caught by the scooby doo gang

The power to do a barrel roll without instruction

The power to time travel two seconds into the future.

The power to type a power on this website and see it's already taken.

The power to see other peoples dreams.

The power to fly but only in your room

The ability to find the sharpest object in an given drawer, by having it puncture your hand. Every time.

The power to iron your clothes with your mind before putting it in the washing machine

The capability to draw penises very well

Reversed telepathy, everyone can hear your thoughts.

The power of 12% levetation

The ability to go to hell.

the power to never be late to work, but only when you're unemployed.

The power to eat 2 hotdogs in the same bun

The ability to die, when you say: "death powers activate!" . You can only do it once though.

the power to run at the speed of light, but you have no protection from the air friction so you'll burn up and die.

The power to turn into a 90 year old woman with 20+ diseases

Pointless Super Powers