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The power to journey into the future of the past.

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The ability to build a wall... wait a minute!

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Power that makes you perfect in being useless

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the power to melt your bones

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The power to turn vaseline into mercury whenever you think about throwing away a perfectly good taco

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The power to remove your foreskin at any given time

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The power to attract lightning strikes to yourself.

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The power to speak braille.

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The power to torture yourself and you are also immortal but will immediately die if you are not constantly tortured in a way that is 100000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 times worse then you can even imagine and are so terrified of dying that you would rather be tortured for all eternity.

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The power to become invisible, only when no one is looking at you.

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the power to explain accidents when nobody gives a rats ass anymore

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The ability to die at will, but not come back to life.

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The ability to turn into a slightly damp sponge

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The power to fly 4 inches from the ground

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The power to give someone any times of powers. But only when the person already has that power

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the power to sit down BUT you have to sit down for ever

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the power to instantly make a time bomb explode the moment you touch it

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the power to like Hilary Clinton

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The ability to breathe out of water.

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The power to get laid with whomever you choose, but they look and feel like one of your parents.

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el poder de leer "google" en cualquier idioma

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The power to pick any lock as long as its open

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!