the power to become demented

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The power to fart in public AT WILL..

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The ability to turn your penis into a vagina... but only if you're a straight man... and you can't change it back...

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the power to turn wine into water.

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The power to toss you`re limbs at your enemies, but not to re-attach them.

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The power to elect George W Bush.

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The power to lick any telephone pole to call somebody in the winter.

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the power of shitting on your enemy at any tmie

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The ability to teleport a maximum of two inches.

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The power to convert metric to imperial

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The power to look at Sun.

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The power to see 3-D movies in 2-D.

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the power to take ipecac without throwing up

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The power to come up with the most funny joke ever made but forget the punch-line when ever you try to tell someone.

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The power to shrink boobs. -Big C

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The ability to produce snot twenty times faster than normal.

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The power to see in the dark only when the lights are on

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the power to get married

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The power of knowing every fact about dolphins

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Power to turn off your computer randomly. You cannot controll that power.

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Tah Puwir tu wright currectili

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The power to walk on frozen water.

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The power to flap your arms uncontrollably every time a hot girl walks past you.

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The power to surround yourself in fire, but only when you're underwater.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!