- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the ability to see through any vitreous walls or objects

The left part of your body is fireproof but the right side is not

The ability to have A's in all your classes, but only if you already have A's in all your classes.

kabloooeeey!!!

The ability to be poor for life

The Power to Fail in Failing

the power to kill someone if you shoot them in the heart

The power to be oppressed by everything

The power to have bought Wi-Fi, without any pc or cellphone to use it.

The power to open any door with no lock on it.

The power to become encased in concrete at will.

The power to moves in slow motion.

The power to become a laptop forever!

the power to get extra homework

The power to make lipstick fly

The power to cum out of your finger tips

The super power of randomly confuse the feeling of being about to sneeze and being about to shit yourself

The ability too shit out calculators every 10 seconds.

The power to know if someone in China eats Rice

the power to walk an inch above land but only on labor day

The power to smell whore

The power to shrink without the power to return to normal size

the power to jump like a black guy.

The power to laught at Tyler Perry's House of Payne

Pointless Super Powers