The ability to be poor for life

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The Power to Fail in Failing

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The power to be oppressed by everything

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the power to kill someone if you shoot them in the heart

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The power to open any door with no lock on it.

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The power to have bought Wi-Fi, without any pc or cellphone to use it.

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The power to become encased in concrete at will.

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The power to moves in slow motion.

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The power to become a laptop forever!

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The power to cum out of your finger tips

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The super power of randomly confuse the feeling of being about to sneeze and being about to shit yourself

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The power to make lipstick fly

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the power to get extra homework

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The ability too shit out calculators every 10 seconds.

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The power to know if someone in China eats Rice

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the power to walk an inch above land but only on labor day

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The power to smell whore

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The power to shrink without the power to return to normal size

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The power to laught at Tyler Perry's House of Payne

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The power to do something while you can play games.

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the power to jump like a black guy.

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The power to kill anyone by hitting them gently on the forehead by yelling "I HIT THIS VICTIM REALLY HARD! I AM A MURDERER HAW HAW HAW! At least 2 times before, then 3 times after the deed.

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The ability to freeze-frame yourself. Forever.

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The power to have no superpower

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!