- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to fall apart whenever touched. See Derrick Rose, Chicago Bulls

The power to turn into an exploding pink chair.

The ability to sweat poop.

The power to read the terms of service.

The power to Lee when your near a toilet

The power to a nokia phone.

The capability to draw penises very well

the power to do nothing

The ability to self destruct at will.

The ability to have have any powers with over 1500 likes in this website for 20 seconds at a time

The ability to be blind, deaf, and mute at will.

The power to turn invisible when crossing the road.

The most pointless super power should be - To be able to change your hair dye whenever you want

the power to disappear up your own asshole

The power to to type Pointless Super Powers

Invincibility, but you feel twice as much pain to everything

the ability to make your finger nails longer by 0.1 %

The power to know the end of every movie ever.

The power of becoming sick when you need it.

The power to be really offensive after you finished a sentence U FUKING JAP

Power to turn off your computer randomly. You cannot controll that power.

the power to become a duck but not be able to quack

The power to think oppositely

being black

Pointless Super Powers