The power to lick your own balls!!!

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The power to grow more genitals.

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The power to make awesome school lunch for the kids!

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The power to be the most beautiful thing ever unless someone watches you.

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The power to do nothing at all without getting bored or tired.

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to zap people but only yourself

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The power to read the minds of sandwhiches.

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the powers to be a fat gassy woman

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The power to have a pointless superpower and after realizing that it's pointless

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The power to go back in time but only be able to go 1 second back

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The power to turn into a lamp once.

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The power to uncontrollably say "thats what she said" whenever it is possible, even if its really shitty

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power to drop the soap in the jail shower room

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The power to chew with your tongue

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the power to shoot what your looking at but only when your looking at watermelons

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The power to stay dry in the rain, while indoors.

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The power to control the weather, but only in space

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The ability to change the color of your poop

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the power to see everyone as a tree

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power to transform into a dick with legs

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The power to autocorrect your mom.

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The ability to go blind every time you open your eyes

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the power to die

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The power to annoy people with saying the same meme to then(Examples: WHAT ARE THOOSE,21 etc.)...

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!