the power to walk on land.

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You know what they say! The power to make all toasters... Toast Toast!

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The ability to kill anyone, only if he/she is your close friend.

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The power to do a wheelie on. Unicycle

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the power to see everything as if it were a 1 year olds dralling.

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An extra set of eyes...in your scrotum

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the power to get a random fruit every 10 days...

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The power to read this.

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The power to be able to make something usable but have it disappear when you try to use it.

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Be virtually indestructible, but only to things your not paying attention too.

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The power to be a common person

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The Power to fart extremely loudly every time your in a crowd.

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the power to do a backflip but only if you break your neck in the process

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The power to transform into a paralysed turtle with half its shell missing

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the power to defecate while standing up...

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The power to think up a pointless superpower.

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The ability to open a door that was already open.

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The power to turn invisible except for your fingers and toes.

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The power to see through glass

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the power to refreeze frozen ice

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The power to be able to taste shit from miles away.

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The power to keep up with the kardashians

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The power to shoot rainbows out of your dick, the rainbows can pwn anyone if you smoked crack before using this power

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The power to jerk off without using your hands

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!