The power to pronounce the word "rural."

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the power to turn yourself into a toaster. once,

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The power look completely butiful but Only in complete darkness

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The power to summon fire with the use of a match

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The ability to keep a song stuck in your head overnight

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The power to Rage Against The Machine

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The power to turn into a lamp once.

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The power to die at will

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The power to make muffins appear out of nowhere.

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The power to love me. Moral: I have enough of my own. HE TORTURES YOU BECAUSE HE NEEDS YOUR LOVE, I DONT TOUCH YOU BECAUSE I REQUIRE NOT YOUR LOVE, WHO IS YOUR GOD NOW! (still not me, Gods and super sayans are foolish)

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The power to see through things but you can't turn it off once turned on.

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The power to ejaculate needles.

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the power to slitely change how you look by smiling

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The power to phase through walls whenever there is a door nearby leading to the next room

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The power to read minds, but only that of someone who is watching Twilight.

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The power to (involuntarily) duplicate someone's wounds or illnesses by touching them.

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The power to only see things that are a shade of orange if the date adds up to a divisor of Pi x enough to make it a whole number, if you are wearing a hat and have recently expeled bodily fluid

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the power to stand straight but only when you bend over

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The power to shit diamonds, but only into magical underwear that turn diamonds into shit.

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The power of reading the entire terms of service and understand it in less than 10 hrs.

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The power to control any O-shaped piece of metal.

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The power to change laws if you're allowed to.

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The power to compare anything to porn because "you know it when you see it."

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the power to have a combination lock, and forget the code

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!