The power to be normal and average

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The ability to be a 100% accurate shooter in basketball, however u get blocked every time you shoot

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the power to fly, with a string atachted to you

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The power to make your girlfriend orgasm only when you are having sex with another man.

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the power to transform into Kanye West

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The power to scratch your head 1% faster than usual, if it doesn't itch.

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The power to make lipstick fly

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The ability to hide your cats right ear at will

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the power to walk up the stairs without losing your breath...

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The power to have night vision during the day.

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Ability to be Austin Calhoun when hes sick

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The ability to teleport to the Taj Mahal whenever you want ONLY the Taj Mahal

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The power to teleport to Northern Siberia with only a speedo on.

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The power to teleport to any 3rd world country

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The Power to breath while under a cup of water

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The power to climb trees really fast, but they shrink when you do.

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The power to be an amazing playing instruments, but die if you touch any instruments.

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The power to procrastinate so much, you don't even eat, and eventually die.

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The power to digest corn.

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The power to see in the dark only when the lights are on

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The power to smell WiFi Signals

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The power to rip open my shirt to show a s t-shirt

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The ability to not have a super power.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!