The ability to cure polio, but only within U.S. borders.

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The power of women's rights.

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The power to get rid of all advertisements, but only when your eyes are closed.

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The power to do a barrel roll without instruction

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the power to produce millions of dollars but be stranded on a deserted island!

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To have the ability to piss off the police

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Invisibility, when no one is looking.

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The power to die at will

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The power to iron your clothes with your mind before putting it in the washing machine

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The power to never be tired, but only when rowing a boat.

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The power to click the left button of your mause, only by thinking of how you click it,while your finger is on the button.

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The power to read minds but only when you're alone

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The power to fuck any person of the opposite sex, but you're incredibly gay.

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The ability to keep a song stuck in your head overnight

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Normal handsome man by day. Moral: Man by night.

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the power of losing and getting in 2nd place or 3th. the power of clearing your mind only for it to stay blank. the power of riding a horse really well aslong as you think it is a cow. the power of breathing AIR. the power of bellyflopping cement. the power of reading ancient arameîc. the power of speaking perfect gibberish.

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The power to turn water into ice but only in sub zero temperatures

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The power to pause time and control every person you touch while the time is paused

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The power to vomit every time you burp.

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The power to fly whenever you sneeze.

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The power to spit venom, but it misses 99.9% of the time.

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The power to have 99 problems, except your dog... if she is female.

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The power to piss as if you were in zero gravity and leave your big piss ball floating in the bathroom.

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the power to open doors that are unlocked

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!