the power to forget all you learned when taking the final. just so u could remember it later...

The power to pee any color

Nothing to see here, keep moving...

The power to have no life and watch a whole tv series in a week.

Moral: THUMBS UPS SOLDIER!

The power to smell WiFi Signals

the power to get wider by eating junk food

The power to smell any point in time

The ability to fool other drivers on the road into thinking that you are a car-sized mouse.

The power to play their superhero name on guitar.

The power to survive jumping form a plane as long as you have a parachute.

The power to say things twice. The power to say things twice.

the power to sneeze whenever you want

the power to do nothing

The power to smell feces from a mile away.

The power to jump 1 centimeter higher than you usually can

The power to whenever your punched you cry a lot of asid that burns your flesh

The power to survive underwater, while holding your breath.

The power to move 1 second into the future. Takes 1 second to work.

The power to obey gravity

The power to kill yourself.

The ability to look at someone and die.

The power of being able to see 1 day into the past

the power to be physically attracted to the same sex

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!