The power to say WACKY WAVING INFLATABLE ARM FLAILING TUBE MAN - but only at peoples funerals or when taking a piss (but you uncontrolably flail your arms).

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the power to fly but only during a severe hail storm

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The power to shrink your hand only when its inside a pringles container.

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The power of knowing every fact about dolphins

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The power to summon a spray of bullets going everywhere in the room, and bullet-vulnerability.

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The power to change your position whenever you want. (I don't mean teleport I mean you can lay down while sitting or stand up while laying down)

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The power to shrink boobs

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The power to creat your own superpower that's by the way. POINTLESS

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The power to not have a brain!

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The power to communicate with sperm.

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The power to break a Nokia

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The power to get an A+ on every test- but you need to study for 5 hours or so ahead of time

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The ability to melt ice slower than it would usually melt

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The power to always get caught by the scooby doo gang

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The power to hole 1 inch putts.

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The power to not have any power at all

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The power of telling the name of ANY song/music ever made by just listening the first three seconds of it.

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The power to fry and suffer harder than anyone when lit on fire.

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the power to make plants grow at a slightly excelled rate when lying on top of them .... you also smell like shit, all the time.

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The power to know when to hold them, but not know when to fold them.

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the power to have 20/20 vision only when wearing aviators

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The ability to talk to anybody in the world, as long as they are within your eyesight.

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the power to fail at everything you do

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the power to gain the intelligents of forest gump, but not the table tennis playing ability

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!