The power to Rage Against The Machine

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The power to breathe oxygen.

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The power to write about pointless superpowers.

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the power of running at superspeed, whenever you are sat down

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The power to love me. Moral: I have enough of my own. HE TORTURES YOU BECAUSE HE NEEDS YOUR LOVE, I DONT TOUCH YOU BECAUSE I REQUIRE NOT YOUR LOVE, WHO IS YOUR GOD NOW! (still not me, Gods and super sayans are foolish)

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The power to levitate 3cm off the ground when no one is watching

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The ability to make any amount of money appear in your wallet. The money is in the form of the Neptunarian Dollar, which has no value anywhere on Earth.

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The power to turn vaseline into mercury whenever you think about throwing away a perfectly good taco

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The power to (involuntarily) duplicate someone's wounds or illnesses by touching them.

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The power to turn into the Hulk, but only when you are asleep.

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the power to travel around the world in 24 hours

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The ability to see things only as their component atoms.

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The Power to make PotNoodle...

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The Power to sh*t your food before eating it.

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The ability to make slightly off colored flags of any country that can not be used in combat.

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The power to become invisible, only when no one is looking at you.

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To be able to catch a speeding bullet with your head.

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The power to count to infinity.

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The power to make whatever it is you see and/or think about into cotton candy.

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The power to drink 10 gallons of water only when you desperately need to piss.

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The power to instantaneously switch hats.

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The power to step only on the surface of lego bricks, no other surface.

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Power To Throw Power Booger In Every 5 Seconds

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The power to find pokemon attractive

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!