The power to murder rocks.

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The power to change traffic signals to anything that is not beneficial to you.

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The power to die

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The power to have a photogenic memory (You look really good in every memory of yourself)

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The power to walk over crisp packets 25% more quietly than the average person

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The power to play FPS games in real life (respawning included) but lag a lot

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The power to blow up, before a bomb next to you blows up.

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To Read All The Pointless Superpowers And Imagine To Have them When Other people Are Thinking That Your A Crazy-Childish Person Role-Playing those Pointless Superpowers

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The ability to have have any powers with over 1500 likes in this website for 20 seconds at a time

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the ability to earase your mind but only before a test

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The ability to fold paper 12 times

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The power to be stupid reading this.

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The power to obey gravity

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The power to be immortal until the moment that you would die.

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the ability to make a really long post ajsfffffhkshgdddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddfgggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggjssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssa

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The power to spontaneously poop every time you see a sheep.

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The power get everyone's attention by jerking off in public

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the power to go "heh heheh heh perverted"

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The Power To Make Justin Bieber.

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the power to make plants grow at a slightly excelled rate when lying on top of them .... you also smell like shit, all the time.

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The ability to cure polio, but only within U.S. borders.

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the powers to be a fat gassy woman

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The power of HONOR AND LOVE! Moral: it wont make you honorable, or lovable by the way.

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Power to turn off your computer randomly. You cannot controll that power.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!