The power to reverse age all the way into your fathers balls. Nero: Know my name and fear it.

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The power to drink dihydrogen monoxide without dying.

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the power to fly, with a string atachted to you

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The ability to teleport a maximum of two inches.

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the power to walk up the stairs without losing your breath...

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The power to smell people's moods

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Ability to be Austin Calhoun when hes sick

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The ability to teleport to the Taj Mahal whenever you want ONLY the Taj Mahal

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the ability to say either "beans are magical!" or "beans are fruit!" in an angry tone, and have people believe you

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The Power to breath while under a cup of water

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The power to let someone control your dick

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The power to be an amazing playing instruments, but die if you touch any instruments.

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The power to automatically blink rapidly at the rate of 1,588 times per second everytime you open your mouth.

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The power of total invulnerability and immortality, stops working when you get hurt, or die.

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The power to swallow instead of spit

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The power to see in the dark only when the lights are on

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The power to produce a hand vacuum from your belly button that only sucks up lint for your belly button

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SHAPESHIFT - only into a guinee pig

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The power to waste time coming up with pointless super powers

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The power to turn your pants into underwear, but only when you're wearing them.

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The power to see through windows

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the ability to constantly have the fever

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The power to even

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I got rhe power to always respawn in the middle of a noob tube. it's a blast...

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!