- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to be a common person

The power to fuck any person of the opposite sex, but you're incredibly gay.

The power to iron your clothes with your mind before putting it in the washing machine

The power to wish you had a power

the power to turn food into shit

The power to click the left button of your mause, only by thinking of how you click it,while your finger is on the button.

The power to read minds but only when you're alone

the power to fly but only 5 feet off the ground and at walking speed.

The power of slowing down your reflexes respond whenever you want.

Normal handsome man by day. Moral: Man by night.

The power to fly whenever you sneeze.

The power to grow a mustache anywhere but on your face

The power to have 99 problems, except your dog... if she is female.

The power to speak any language, but only the ones that aren't spoken in the country that you are in.

the most pointless super power is being able to create ugly chicks

The power that will grant you no power.

the power to like charlie

The power to have a pointless superpower and after realizing that it's pointless

The power to create a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that does nothing.

The ability to jump

The power to enter a car, but only if the car is out of gas.

The power to be the only homosexual in a house of 5 other people who are there for sex.

the ability bend your legs in a perfect circle

the power to be Justin bieber

Pointless Super Powers