The power to be gay on command.

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The power to fold paper seven times

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The power to turn into wood once you go inside a wood chipper.

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The ability to be born, live for about 75 years and then die.

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The power to grow more genitals.

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The power to have a pointless superpower and after realizing that it's pointless

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The power to think up the best lines but forget them when you try to speak

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The power to be Rosie O'Donnell.

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Power to turn off your computer randomly. You cannot controll that power.

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the power to shit out of your nose

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The power to chew with your tongue

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The ability to have all your dreams be nightmares that you remember vividly.

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the power to shape shift to yourself

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The ability to spit mouthwash

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The power to make broccoli turn purple and give it eyes

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the power to fly, but only when you are in a plane that is already flying. inflight flight

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The power to do a hand stand with your feet

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The power to find gold in your nose but only when you pick it in front of others

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The power to be the best video game player ever but you have squeakers follow you everywhere calling you a hacker and saying there going to report you

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The power to hover a milimeter off solid ground when performing a walking motion.

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Power to not get pissed off after seing so many of this: "Power to turn invisible when no one is looking."

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the power to be 100% pointless

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The power to make any woman sleep with you. but works only on dead ones.

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The power to be a GOD with your imagination

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!