- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

Power to freeze ice.

the power to have a combination lock, and forget the code

the ability to figure out exam questions, but only after the exam.

The power to eat food, unless you're touching food.

The power to vomit pizza and root beer chunks at will.

The power of christ ;)

The power to inhale carbon dioxide and exhale oxygen

The power to wake up every morning in a corn field 36miles away from home

The power to make things disappear when I shut my eyes, then bring them back when I open them.

swear words -jesse

The powers to blink at the speed of light

The power to teleport to the exact location there is a terrorist atack

The ability to look at yourself in anything, except a mirror.

The ability to transform yourself into a Turkey but only with a brain larger than the head of a turkey. Note: People will become happy if they eat you for christmas.

the power to become demented

The power to have magnetic eyeballs.

The power to be skillful at everything but only while asleep.

The power to change the color of your arm hair.

The power to turn 12% invisible.

The ability to turn your penis into a vagina... but only if you're a straight man... and you can't change it back...

the power to turn wine into water.

The power to reverse age all the way into your fathers balls. Nero: Know my name and fear it.

The power to elect George W Bush.

The power to toss you`re limbs at your enemies, but not to re-attach them.

Pointless Super Powers