- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to see water one meter behind you.

The ability to metamorphose into any kind of cheese

The power to shrink your private parts.

The ability to be telepathic but only while sleeping. So you just think it's a dream.

the power to hear a dog whistle

The power to single handily tear one sheet of toilet paper from the roll

The Power To Make Justin Bieber.

The power to think oppositely

Having taste buds in your anus.

The power to give yourself a migraine at will.

the power to die 10 minutes after reading this comment

The power to sit for extended periods of time in front of the computer doing pointless things. The person who is reading this has that pointless superpower otherwise he would be doing something productive.

The Power of your footstep sounding like a horse gallop

The power to heal but every time you heal your leg or arm falls off.

the power to fly, but only when you are in a plane that is already flying. inflight flight

The power of tasting irresistibly delishush whenever anyone gets hungry.

Strength to instantly kill anyone just by lightly tapping them, as long as they're physically stronger than you.

The power to die at will

The power to make Justin Bieber be dead but only when you are listening to someone good at singing

The power to listen to Meghan Straight talk

The power to smell a fart from a 500 mile radius.

The ability to jump

power to transform into a dick with legs

the power to hear and understand all living things within 100 meters but they cant understand you and you can never turn it off.

Pointless Super Powers