The power to be reading this when you can WORSHIP ME! Moral: You love me, I love me, we all win! Now, bring forth thy sacrifices, women, gold, diamonds, women, more women, yeah... And if you are a woman, you can come many many times with me...

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Superhuman strength at the expense of being completely paralyzed

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the ability to add edges to any circle on anything that you can write on

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The ability to go forward in time for 1 second but the process of going forward takes 1 second.

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the power to morph into yourself

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The power to turn toast back into bread

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the power to laugh at burials and cry at weddings

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The power to walk on water. Unless its above 0 degrees celcius.

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The power to turn everything you touched into gold. A-hem. Midas, you listening?

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The power to blow up, before a bomb next to you blows up.

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The power the ability to read minds but only on February the 30th 1783.

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have the power of making chicken appear when your a vegan

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The power to change locations with: Michael Jackson, Elvis, Hitler, Stalin, and many more, simply by jumping up and down 3 times.

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The power to fry and suffer harder than anyone when lit on fire.

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The power of omnipotence and omniscience but you work in such mysterious ways that youre both invisible and intangible and without will to do skwat. Oh wait that sounds like...

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The power to telepathically open umbrellas, only open and only umbrellas.

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The power of hindsight

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The power to deep throat a giraffe!

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The power to do a barrel roll without instruction

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The power to imagine boobs whenever you want at any time

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The power to transform into a bucket of water.

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The ability to live forever but age quicker.

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The power to hear a "SSSSSSSS" sound, then be blown up.

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The power to get rid of all advertisements, but only when your eyes are closed.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!