The power to be mario for 10 seconds then you vomit shit for 17 hours. this happens every week.

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The ability to kill anyone, only if he/she is your close friend.

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the power of losing and getting in 2nd place or 3th. the power of clearing your mind only for it to stay blank. the power of riding a horse really well aslong as you think it is a cow. the power of breathing AIR. the power of bellyflopping cement. the power of reading ancient arameîc. the power of speaking perfect gibberish.

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The power to vomit every time you burp.

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The power to teleport homeless people to the sun

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The power to be special just like everyone else.

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The power to smell bacon and/or ham at 3 o clock in the afternoon on the second Saturday of March

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The power to create shit

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the ability to take an apple core out of the bin at will

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The power to always know the exact time.

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The power to be able to make something usable but have it disappear when you try to use it.

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The power to see through things but you can't turn it off once turned on.

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The ability to change the color of your socks while wearing shoes

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The power to make a woman be quiet but only during sex.

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the power to be 100% pointless

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The power to lick your balls.

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The power to write about pointless superpowers.

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The power to remove all flavour from food.

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The power to become retarded but your so stupid you forget how to turn it off

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The Power to Power

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The power to be out of the kitchen... and a woman

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the power to cook sandwiches when married

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To the comment below: You wont get a chance to miss me mortal... Moral: The color of envy... you wish you could be like me... everyone of you, yet some of you got the balls/pussies to prove it! For the people! For the freedom of speech! For courage and strength! For balls of steel! For the ladies... and most importantly... because I f*cking want to! NOW AND FOREVER! I AM MORAL MAN!

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The power to die

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!