- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to piss your pants whenever you want.

The ability to be poor for life

the power to fly, but only at the speed of light you, for less than 1 second, but you must land at the exact same spot you started and your mind cannot comprehend anything any differently than a normal human

the power to be able to light yourself on fire yet not be immune to it

The power to resurrect Hitler at will, will only work if you are Jewish.

The power to automatically blink rapidly at the rate of 1,588 times per second everytime you open your mouth.

The power to kill someone with a knife

The power to stop a bullet from hitting someone you care about, once.

The power to increase you`re pain at will.

The power to move things by 1cm with your mind.l

The power to make your shit sink or float on command.

The ability to freeze-frame yourself. Forever.

the power to fart at the worst moments

The pointless superpower to point any where and one of those bouncy castles appear.

The ability to speak to deaf caterpillers

power to turn into a shark in zoo cages

the power to sneeze whenever you want

The power to type any password only if some one tells you the password first.

The power to come up with the most funny joke ever made but forget the punch-line when ever you try to tell someone.

The power to play a snippet of Darude-Sandstorm whenever you inhale or exhale.

the power to make your nipples dissappear

The power to be blind

The ability to shoot a banana from your eyebrow every time you are riding on a unicycle.

The ability to laugh at migits at inapropriet times.

Pointless Super Powers