The ability to grow breasts once a year.

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The power to feel the emotions of the dead ones

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The power to control disabled people with your mind.

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The power to think of food

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The power to yell WOW THOSE ARE SOME GIANT MELONS LADY! And have her blush and giggle, as your girlfriend grabs you and kisses you, just to make sure to "balloon lady" that you are not on the free market. Moral: And you think I act unusual here... Hah! That is simply because you lack the ability to love... the most important person in your life, the one that will take care of your beloved ones, the one that will inspire his friends... Yourself... sadly we are in a time period where being a modest emo is in... Well, I am out! Out there, being free!

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The power to be any animal you want, but only if you are that specific animal that you want to be.

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The power to kill you self.

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the power not eat more than one pringel.

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The power to think that you can fly when you wear a cape.

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The power to have no power

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The power to get stuck to doorknobs in dangerous situations

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power to turn into an idiot once you get a scholorship.

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The power to not get a boner when seeing a hot girl.

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The power to never receive pop-ups when surfing porn, but only on gay porn

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The power to be the most amazing singer in the world, but only when nobody can hear you.

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The power to give someone any times of powers. But only when the person already has that power

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The power to have a %90 chance of dying every single second.

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The power to put your pants on, two legs at a time.

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The power to grow a money tree once every 5 years that grows 1 penny every 10 years.

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the power to have a combination lock, and forget the code

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The power to .... Make pointless superpowers! :D

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The ability to mess up a Rubix Cube with your mind

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The power to not look up silly websites on the internet

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!