The power to make an apple you're holding taste delicious, but only for other people

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The power to see via toe nails

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The power of compulsive lying.

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To the comment below: You wont get a chance to miss me mortal... Moral: The color of envy... you wish you could be like me... everyone of you, yet some of you got the balls/pussies to prove it! For the people! For the freedom of speech! For courage and strength! For balls of steel! For the ladies... and most importantly... because I f*cking want to! NOW AND FOREVER! I AM MORAL MAN!

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The power to only see things that are a shade of orange if the date adds up to a divisor of Pi x enough to make it a whole number, if you are wearing a hat and have recently expeled bodily fluid

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The power to make the opposite of what you want to happen (and you can not think of bad things happening)

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the power to explain accidents when nobody gives a rats ass anymore

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the power to breathe in space but have to be were there is gravity

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The power to never have fun...never.

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the power to walk on walls but not on the floor

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the power to sit down BUT you have to sit down for ever

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The ability to pass out at will.

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The power to have any power when they are completely pointless to have.

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The power to be invisible only when you're not in anybody's line of sight.

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The power to count exactly how many babies under the age of three weeks existed in the last 14 seconds.

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The power that turns farts into music.

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The power of extreme superstrenght, you scratch you`re nuts and planet earth explodes from the vibrations.

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The power to not being able to go use the bathroom when you have to

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The power to fart in public AT WILL..

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The power to make lipstick fly

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75% levitation

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The power to shrink without the power to return to normal size

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The power of total invulnerability and immortality, stops working when you get hurt, or die.

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The power to survive extreme temperatures, for extremely short amounts of time.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!