- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The ability to produce snot twenty times faster than normal.

The power to blow up, before a bomb next to you blows up.

The power to change your position whenever you want. (I don't mean teleport I mean you can lay down while sitting or stand up while laying down)

have the power of making chicken appear when your a vegan

The ability to smell colors

The power to fry and suffer harder than anyone when lit on fire.

The ability to give yourself any super power, but you cannot use it if it is used.

the power of super intelligence to go to college and actually expect a job these days.

The power to have razor sharp facial hair.

The power to telepathically open umbrellas, only open and only umbrellas.

The ability to shed one's skin like a snake.

the power to sleep with any woman, unless your a man

The power of women's rights.

The power to get rid of all advertisements, but only when your eyes are closed.

The power to be mario for 10 seconds then you vomit shit for 17 hours. this happens every week.

The Power of your footstep sounding like a horse gallop

The power to fly simular to a paper air plane. OH SHIT BIRD SHIT COMING IN.

The power to read minds but only when you're alone

The power to wish you had a power

The ability to keep a song stuck in your head overnight

The power to understand irony.

The power to be Omnipotent and create a rock too heavy for yourself to lift.

The power to talk to plants but only when they have mean things to say.

The ability to kill anyone, only if he/she is your close friend.

Pointless Super Powers