The power to have a great singing voice, but only in the shower,

The power to do unto others as you do unto yourself

The power to look TV

The power to sneeze out of your mouth and cough out of your nose.

the power to be in AA.

The power to have razor sharp facial hair.

the power to melt your bones

The ability to telekinetically form crop circles in your own pubic hair.

The power to read upside down...only when you're upside down.

boo

The Power to Breath When Ur dead

the power to teleport but then immediatly cr@p your pants

the power to be a free wireless hotspot only when you are completely motionless.

The power to convert any font to comic sans at will.

The power to never come into existence

The ability to gain more intelligence every second, while whacking your head on a pole, knocking out your brain cells.

Be dumb and gay like austin Calhoun

The power to control time by pressing your right elbow under your right armpit

The power to control any O-shaped piece of metal.

The power to be the most amazing singer in the world, but only when nobody can hear you.

The power to get shot when you're alone

The power to summon a rainstorm. Just a rainstorm, nothing else.

The power to change your eye color.

The power to like the fact that someone liked my status.

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!